靳骐身形一拐，拐进毓秀食堂方向，我才惊觉自己是被占了便宜，好吧，我一直不能一心二用，在受到g扰的情况下，只会选b较重要的那一方来做出反应。                                                                                                             对我来说，纽扣开了的问题要b被那小兔崽子一个熊抱要严重的多，那是春光乍现啊。                                                                                                             被揩了油虽然让我一时之间很愤怒，可后来也渐渐地遗忘了，直到有一天突然想起这件事情，我恍然惊觉，靳骐这家伙真的挺居心叵测的，那个时候就已经把魔爪伸向了那么纯真无暇的我。                                                                                                             靳骐也不反驳，只不过很意味深长地看着我，等到我被他看的全身发毛的时候，他一把把人压倒……                                                                                                             等到后来，他不过吐出了一句“你确定当时对我的熊抱不是没有欣喜过的？”                                                                                                             好吧，我承认，当年他的熊抱，在面对那么多人的诧异、震撼的眼神注视下，我也得瑟了一下。                                                                                                             毕竟，这揩油也可以相互，所以在他占我便宜的时候，从某种角度上我也沾了他的便宜。                                                                                                             在半个小时之后，靳骐把饭卡还给了我，看到那一张很红光满面的脸，我足可以预见我的饭卡遭遇了怎么样的一种浩劫。                                                                                                             悲剧啊tat                                                                                                             “学姐，我不小心，稍稍多花了一点点……”靳骐看了我一眼，但是这表情很明明白白地在说，他g本就是有意的。                                                                                                             “咱俩不熟，记得还钱。”                                                                                                             我瞪他，这个有什么好说的，花多少就给我还多少，没有想到一个长那么好看的男生居然智商那么的低。                                                                                                             “凌墨学姐，谈钱伤感情啊。”靳骐声调懒洋洋的。                                                                                                             “别和我谈感情，太伤钱了。”                                                                                                             我回嘴，和这家伙稍微牵扯了一点而已，就已经很nve恋情深了，要感情多了，估计连灰都不剩下了。                                                                                                             虽然我没有对靳骐自报家门过，可听到从他嘴里面念出自己名字的时候，我一点都不觉得意外。                                                                                                             why                                                                                                             在那饭卡上明明白白的记录着我的姓名、学号和班级呢！                                                                                                             靳骐又眼巴巴地看着我，那眼神看上去还有点被丢弃的小狗一样可怜兮兮。                                                                                                             这眼神实在太给力了。                                                                                                             你说这男人怎么就没有下线的呢！                                                                                                             我闭了闭眼，挥了挥手，自认倒霉算了，反正这月还没充饭卡，撑si了也就被他花掉五十块钱，就当把那天的晚饭钱还给他了。                                                                                                             也就五十块钱而已，姐还亏的起。                                                                                                             “学姐，你可真是个好人。”                                                                                                             靳骐笑啊笑的，一如卖笑专业户，又开始在那边谋杀过场nvx的注意力。                                                                                                             所以说人善被人欺这个说辞很正确的，没办法，我实在太善良了啊╮(╯_╰)╭                                                                                                             在靳骐离开之后，我立马杀向了学生卡充值点。                                                                                                             “请帮我查一下学号04134401030的校园卡消费记录。”我趴在窗口，报出自己的卡号。                                                                                                             “掉了？”                                                                                                             窗口里面的工作员阿姨一边抬头看我，一手熟练地敲击了几下键盘，一双眸子神采奕奕地看着我，殷切希望我的回答会是yes.                                                                                                             “唔。”                                                                                                             我含糊其辞，这种地方也是暴利机构，b重新补办一张银行卡还要贵上十块钱，就算是gdp再怎么涨也不行啊，我口袋里面的钱一直没涨啊，从福布斯穷人榜爬上富人榜也需要一定的过渡时期，我从不买彩票的啊！                                                                                                             阿姨扯了一张消费票子给我，我看了一眼关于今天的消费单，除了在食堂消费的一餐以外，还有一个学校超市的消费，居然是买了一包大白兔n糖。                                                                                                             “要办卡么？直接从你剩下的钱里面扣。”阿姨问着，声音里面很显然透着兴奋。                                                                                                             “不了，我又把掉的卡给捡回来了，所以想要来看看到底是花了多少钱。”                                                                                                             我正se回答，然后冒着那失望的眼神走出了校园卡充值点。                                                                                                             靳骐那家伙以一袋大白兔n糖给第二次见面给划上了句号，我想，他终有一天要被三聚氰胺毒出结石的！                                                                                                             这两次见面每次都以我的一败涂地为最终结局，但人多少有点自nve的心态，像是吃辣一样，明知道吃的时候胃里面火烧火燎的，嘴巴上也像点了一团火一样，可在某种程度却有一种痛快的感觉。                                                                                                             唔，或者文雅从某个角度上说我散发着m的气息还真的没有说错的，我骨子里面还真有着m的味道。                                                                                                             也正是因为如此，我对靳骐的印象格外深刻。                                                                                                             虽然第三次的时候我也没有掏到多少便宜，而且涉及私隐，实在太过于掉脸了，第三次见面过程可以暂时搁置不提，容我往后再议。                                                                                                             经过两年的沉寂，单身许久的nv人一旦情感爆发起来的时候，不管从行为上还是心态上都有点可怕的。 我老牛吃neng草的萌动越发的强烈了起来，首先我要恭喜自己在夏末未凉的发春了，证明自己的x向还是正常无b的。                                                                                                             据文雅姐和依依姐后来回忆说，曾经一度我在睡梦之中用那jia0yin之声喊着“雅蠛蝶雅蠛蝶”一类的词，甚至有一次还带了角se扮演味道的“将军不要嘛”这种让她们吓出了一身冷汗的话来。                                                                                                             我表示灰常的汗颜，这种不是我能控制的，顶多我控制自己绝不喊出“一库一库”或者“ki mo chi i i”【好舒服】这种话来。                                                                                                             可是不管心情再怎么b0*起，只要想到照靳骐的x子，我几乎都能够预料到自己的结局会有多么的悲惨和凄凉，甚至成为人生之中份外难忘的回忆，在最后的大学生涯落下一个y影。                                                                                                             每每想到这画面的时候，我彻底沦为早*泄nv了，这种情况一直维持到了那一天……                                                                                                             其实那一天也g本就没有什么特别的，依旧是那yd的一天而已。                                                                                                             等到日落h昏的时候，我在广播间里头播音，在实施新闻之中参杂了音乐进去，然后思索着等会要去吃点啥，等广播结束之后，我怀疑被学生侵略过的食堂基本上也会成为“三光”地带，蝗虫过境，渣也不剩。                                                                                                             在这一段广播即将到尾声的时候，广播间的门一下子被人打开了。                                                                                                             我有些郁闷地望过去，在广播进行时之中开门进来很容易影响人，但是在看到进门的人是杨逸之后，我决定原谅他。                                                                                                             美se让人的宽容度也会高一点╮(╯_╰)╭                                                                                                             杨逸朝着我招了招手，估计有话想要对我说，我点了点头，反正这档节目也已经到了尾声，我播报完最后一条讯息，然后切换到音乐上去。                                                                                                             我把耳麦拿下来。                                                                                                             “今天又有这闲情逸致？”我坐在办公椅子上看着杨逸，当年我来面试的时候，他也是这么一个姿态对着我的，现在，只能说三十年河东三十年河西。                                                                                                             “明天要去a市实习，所以临走之前再来瞅瞅。”                                                                                                             杨逸笑着回答着，手扶过那曾经属于他的控制台，然后走进了我这小小的播音空间里面，慢慢地抚m过去，像是眷恋的恋人一样，那模样，看得我觉得有点感触，明年我就成了杨逸了。                                                                                                             “恩，在a市自己注意一点。有事记得说一声，能帮忙的地方一定帮。”                                                                                                             我嘴笨，每次到了这种场合，总是不知道该说点什么好，词句匮乏，就像之前文雅失恋哭的伤心yu绝的时候，我也只会笨笨地抱着她然后慢慢地拍着背重复来重复去一句“别哭了，咱会找到更好的”。                                                                                                             我是一个不会安慰人的孩子。                                                                                                             杨逸笑了笑，然后伸手m了m我的脑袋。                                                                                                             “阿墨你是个好孩子。”杨逸语调认真。                                                                                                             我抚额，每次被人发好人卡的时候，我觉得自己接下来一定会吃亏，从这个角度上来说，我还是当坏孩子好一点。                                                                                                             “我不请吃饭的撒，学长。”我补充，虽然杨逸明天要走，我要送的顶多就是一路顺风而已，绝对不办什么饯别宴一类的。                                                                                                             “阿墨，你向那个喜欢的男生告白了么？”杨逸不置可否，只是挑了挑眉头，转开了话题。                                                                                                             一提到这件事情，我就有点想要捂脸泪奔的感觉，我把椅背一转，背靠着广播台，摇头。                                                                                                             “算了吧。”我说，“这实在太考验我的勇气了，你要知道，这得多大的勇气。”                                                                                                             “那不觉得可惜么，”杨逸站在我旁边，声音之中带了点惋惜，“总是要让人知道才好，难道要等到你毕业的那一天，才肯跟人说么，实在不行，你用其他语言来告诉他，你喜欢他吧。像是什么阿姨洗铁路，偶吧，撒狼黑哟一类的。”                                                                                                             “……”                                                                                                             我突然觉得杨逸从某个方面上也是挺ga0笑的，尤其是在说到那“偶吧，撒狼黑哟”这一句b子语的时候，他居然还做了一个韩剧里面姑娘最喜欢做的动作——双手高举上头顶，做出心型姿态。                                                                                                             这个世界果然最雷，只有更雷。                                                                                                             我想，要是我真的当着靳骐的面做出这个动作来，一定是会雷si一群人的吧！                                                                                                             “那个，他b我小，用偶吧似乎不是很正确。”我擦了擦头上的冷汗，突然觉得会和杨逸较真的自己也挺囧的。                                                                                                             “唔……”杨逸m着下巴，“直接一点吧，阿墨你上去对他说，两个选择，要么交往，要么shishen，咱们总得捞回一点好处来。”                                                                                                             “恩，要么交往，要么shishen。”我点吧点吧脑袋，摆出凶狠样，“两样不选，h瓜攻菊花！”                                                                                                             反正这种随便说说可以不用给钱。                                                                                                             “很好！”杨逸拍了拍我的肩膀，一副很如释重负的模样，然后他整个人转过了身，对着话筒说了一句，“如果那个neng草同学现在在听广播的话，应该会听到我们阿墨同学的话了，要么交往，要么shishen，两样不选，h瓜攻菊花。”                                                                                                             “我想，为了避免菊花残满地伤的境界，neng草同学，你还是老老实实选了吧！”                                                                                                             杨逸在我呆若木**的情况下再度把话筒切换到了音乐上。                                                                                                             “非常时期，非常手段。”杨逸做出最终解释，进行结案陈词，正se的像在法庭上做出最终判决的审判长一样。                                                                                                             我撒丫子泪奔，嘤嘤嘤嘤，我不用在z大混了……
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